Quiz: What Kind of Food Are You?

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So, which food group would you be in if you were a food? Here's a helpful little quiz to check:

1) When you see a container of sage in the cupboard, you automatically:

a) Know exactly what foods it goes with and why.

b) Wonder what it's used for and whether it tastes sweet.

c) Think of a quote from The Hobbit.

2) While grating cheese for dinner you:

a) Add in a little Dutch and Swiss cheese, just to give it some extra flavor.

b) Wonder why anyone would want this with dinner.

c) Try to compare it to various cheeses in the Redwall series.

3) Your favorite television channel to watch is:

a) Food Network--you'd watch it 24/7 if you could.

b) Food Network, but only the desert-making shows--the other ones are boring.

c) Sci-Fi, PBS, Disney--as long as it has movies, you're in.

4) Your favorite knick-knacks are:

a) Those cute porcelain cheese wedges and peppers.

b) Faux chocolate bars, and maybe some plastic chocolate-covered strawberries. It makes you hungry just to look at them!

c) Star Wars figurines and miniature dragons.

5) Your favorite things to wear are:

a) Your chef's hat and apron.

b) All red--it reminds you of cherries!

c) Chain mail--or your special Star Fleet Academy Uniform.

6) Hearing the Hey Diddle Diddle... poem makes you think of:

a) Your famous Hey Diddle Diddle cake.

b) A plate of moon cakes.

c) The song Frodo sings at the Prancing Pony.

7) When Christmas comes around, your favorite part of it is:

a) Baking the cookies, of course! What else?

b) Eating the cookies!

c) Browsing the stores for new toys--who says it's just for kids?

Tally Your Score!

If You Got Mostly A's:

You're not a food, you're a chef! You love all things cooking and don't mind spending hours in the kitchen.

 

If You Got Mostly B's:

You are chocolate! You love sweets and can't imagine life without them. You probably don't mind cooking--as long as there's plenty of sugar!

 

If You Got Mostly C's:

You are a nut! You're into all sorts of books/movies, and most foods remind you of your obsessions--in one way or another!

 

So there you have it. I'm definitely a nut myself--what are you?