The State of My Life [Or: Another mid-October Update]

I am busy.

As in, really busy.

As in, so-busy-pretty-much-everything-not-school-related-is-on-hold busy.

(But I had the time for this blog update. So that's good, right?)

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I am currently working on two main projects: Quiet Storm, as per the usual, and Dragon Star, which is new (but so far, going great). 

Although, 'working' may be a necessary but inaccurate figure of speech. Like I said--most things are on hold until the weekend/the point where my schoolwork load starts to cool down. 

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On the upside, I have basketball. I like basketball. It's fun. 

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It recently occurred to me that Avengers: Age of Ultron is probably the closest thing to an Avengers/X-Men crossover movie that we're going to get anytime soon. Even though it's more about the Avengers, with a couple of mutants (Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver) mixed in.

Not that I'm complaining. I'm sure A:AU will be AWESOME and I can't wait.

But I still think it's dumb that the studios all can't just get along and give the fans a crossover.

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I'm going to be ____ _____ _____ for Halloween. Expect pictures.

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And that more or less concludes this short update about my life. 

Until next time!

How to Tell if Your Dog was Raised by Cats

This is my dog, Joe. Now, to the untutored eye of the ignorant layman (Calvin and Hobbes reference, yay!) Joe may look like an ordinary chocolate lab. But I'm here to let you in on the secret: he isn't. 

For one thing, Joe is the biggest wuss of a dog this side of the Mississipi, but that's (mostly) irrelevant. The BIG secret is that Joe was raised by cats. 

At least, that's my theory. It may sound crazy, but there's proof. Here's a handy questionaire/psuedo-advice-column to explain the proof and help you determine if YOUR dog was also raised by cats. 

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Question #1: Help, my dog is purring!

Don't worry! This is a perfectly normal, if unorthodox, function of your dog's vocal chords. To most, this sound will appear to be a low growl. Your dog will probably make this sound over and over as he receives attention if he truly intends to purr. 

Clearly, this sound is/was meant as an imitation of a cat's purr, which is what your dog would have grown up hearing if he really was raised by cats. 

Question #2: My dog is afraid of cats and other dogs! Why?

If you've ever studied the behavior of a cat, you've seen that they tend to be aloof around other cats, and wary if not outright afraid of dogs. If your dog was raised by cats, he would naturally have picked up some of these behaviors. This is completely normal. 

Question #3: My dog keeps licking himself, all over his body. Why does he do this?

This, of course, is a behavior your dog would have learned from his foster mother, a cat. Cats are well-known for their ability to clean themselves; any dog raised as a cat would attempt to replicate this behavior. Unfortunately, most dogs don't really have the ability to clean themselves this way; but since most dogs also don't have the mental capacity to realize this fact, it's kind of a moot point. 

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Of course, these are just a few of the many odd behaviors a dog raised by cats would express. These are the three cat-like traits that my dog Joe tends to exhibit; of course, your dog may be totally different. The point is, if your dog was an orphan raised by cats, you'll find out one way or the other. 

So what do your think? Was your dog raised by cats? Was your cat raised by dogs? Was your fish raised by hamsters? How can you tell? Any quirky pet stories are fine by me!

Until next time—ciao!

Behold, I Have Made a Meme

I could be doing constructive things right now. I could be writing. I could be reading. But no. Instead of doing something productive, I'm making My Little Pony memes.

This meme was inspired by the various camping trips my family has gone on. Not that there have been that many. But we live in Alaska. Any camping trip is an open invitation for any and all mosquitoes to head over and mercilessly suck our blood. 

I've had bug bites on my feet. And not on the top of my feet, either. Have you ever had a mosquito bite on the BOTTOM OF YOUR FEET, reader? Well, let me tell you, it is not fun!

So, yeah, not I'm terribly disposed to camping. Next year, I just want to take the train.

Alternate version of my meme

*The pictures used in the makings of these memes were taken from the My Little Pony episode "Pinkie Apple Pie". All graphics themselves were pulled from the My Little Pony wiki.

It's That Time of Year Again...

...And believe me, I wish I was talking about election season.

Well, you know how it is. School has started up again. I'm in the thick of Logic, Latin, Algebra (urgh), Science History... you know, all the fun stuff.

In all seriousness, I'm not really complaing. (Well, not too much, anyway.) I like school. (Sort of.) But it is taking up a lot of my time. Most of my morning, really, and two or three hours of my afternoon. In addition, I have a rather horrendous-looking backlog of Things I Need to Write, and an even worse backlog of Things I Need to Read (That Aren't School-Related So I Can't Do It Then).

So, yeah, blogging will probably be a bit scarce through the rest of September, and maybe October. (I'm not sure yet, though.) I will, if it's any consolation, try to get out a post around Halloween (because why not?), but that's the only promise I'm making for now. So, yes.

(Wish me luck on algebra. Bleh.)